Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Ten Ways to Drive People Nuts

In no particular order. And yes I have done a couple of these... 1,2,5,7,10
ENJOY

1. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
2. Name your dog "Dog."
3. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
4. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
5. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was "really funny."
6. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
7. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
8. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
9. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
10. Set alarms for random times.

4 comments:

Chandster said...

And I didnt add it but I wanted to so I'll say it here...
say your mama to everything

stefachap said...

No cc-ing irrelevant stuff to your boss...or your mom.

KendiT said...

Shock.
Gasp.
Astonished Look.

blake said...

I minored in prophecy in college. I'm a minor prophet.