Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

No More Lungs

So I am pretty much better except for the fact that I can not stop coughing. Actually I was coughing so much I coughed up a lung. I was very surprised when they started talking and dancing around to say the least. The lesson here is, "people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that." (Homer Simpson).

4 comments:

mmm... said...

I had a lung once. I sold it on E-bay. heh, people will buy anything.

blake said...

I bought that lung for $39.95. My beta fish needed a transplant.

jo portnoy said...

fact: a beta fish can survive if a whole cup of coke falls into their bowl.

Chandster said...

yes i will be at sicm and i will by new lungs on the black market before i get there