Okay this is totally random but it's an obersavtion I have...
If you just a word or a phrase to the end of any thought, email, sentence, story, etc., it can totally change the entire meaning or level of seriousness of what ever it is you are trying to communicate. Example would be that I have a super duper bestest friend forever ever and I am always ending emails and stories, not like every time or even every week but enough, with "and then we made out". It's a total lie and doesn't fit with the rest of what I was saying, but it works. It totally cracks me up every time I write or say it and she totally cracks up every time she hears it or reads it. Just think...
Dear Blankety Blank,
Today was a horrible day. I got in so much trouble with my boss. I totally forgot to tell him about this appointment he had. I wrote it down but he never saw the note. So it wasn't completely my fault but I guess I should've pointed it out. I'm going to lose my job and my family will probably starve in the streets. My boss yelled at me for 3 hours and then fired me. And then we made out.
What do you think? Does it work? Try it. It adds a little something.
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i think i'm still a little behind the times. i've only started using "your mom" to pepper my conversations. clearly that's two years behind the times.
some others:
and then i changed my socks
and then i threw up
and then i called the cops
and then it exploded
and then i called your mom
and then I found $5
Whatever. You really did make out with him. That's the difference.
i think "your mom" is a little more like 15 years behind the times, my dear. i'm just sayin.
sometimes i add, "twice."
no really, try it.
sometimes I like to make rankings, such as "he's the second hairiest man alive .... behind Bigfoot."
And then we ate banana popsicles.
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