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Thursday, March 01, 2007

The Adventures of Esteban

Yes this is the series that I've been hanging over your heads and so it begins.

Once upon a time there was a Gnome named Esteban. At a young age he dreamed of traveling. But being that he had no joints or muscles he found it to be hard to get around. So day in and day out he sat on his shelf at Target. Then one day his whole life was changed. He was brought home to a loving family. The Charron sisters.
Oh how he couldn't wait for his new life to begin with his new family. How great it would be to sit out front guarding their front door. The trip home was absolutely thrilling for him. And as much as he enjoyed his corner he wondered...Is there more?

So for months Esteban thought and wondered what else could be out there. I mean he knew a few things. He wasn't totally in the dark. He knew about dogs...

He knew about Jens...

But there was so much more that he wondered about. But how would it ever be possible. But then he thought about how his life had begun and how he thought he would never have a family. He would never leave his Target shelf but that dream came true. He just had to have faith and ask for help. But who? Who would help a gnome?
That's when he realized he had to get out there. He had to experience something more. And he knew just what to do. He was going to ask the one called friend. Not actually a parent. But someone he knew and knew she came in and out a lot and probably could show him lots. This is what he would do. And finally he would see the world.

TO BE CONTINUED

9 comments:

jo portnoy said...

Finalllllllly!

Jen said...

Esteban! I feel bad that he felt so neglected. I had no idea. Where the heck has he been going? I had NO idea this was going on. Ju crazy mang.

tiffanie said...

they have gnomes at target?

stefachap said...

I want my very own Esteban but they won't let me keep him in front of my high rise building. Oh, the pain.

blake said...

did you take esteban from someone's yard/garden/bathroom? did you find him in the Target bathroom & gardening section?

Chandster said...

esteban belongs to jen and jo. in case you missed the beginning of the story. :)
i took him from in front of jen's house. jo bought him for jen at target in the garden section.

jo portnoy said...

I remember that day. It was a happy day indeed.

Chandster said...

My favorite pic so far is the one of Jen looking at herself in the mirror.

Rachelle said...

I miss Jens and dogs and Esteban! :(