At my ripe old age there are lots of things I've learned. And now I shall share a few of those things with thee.
Thee and the are not the same word.
Fire is hot.
When you see a dogs teeth, it's not smiling.
Just because you knock on a door doesn't mean anyone will open it.
God's in charge. That includes when you're driving, working, playing, even sleeping. Pretty much all the time God is in control.
Mud is gross and to avoided unless you pay lots of money and are in some fancy salon type place and sitting in what looks like a baby pool.
There are 5 NFL teams with Birds for mascots.
You just tried to figure out what the 5 mascots are.
If you were born before Jan 1990, you are now an adult.
When you're hungry, eat.
When you're thirsty, drink.
When you're tired, sleep.
Eat and sleep almost rhyme but then they don't.
This is the end of my post.
5 comments:
I'm always surprised by some aspect of your posts. Where do you come up with these ideas?
Thanks for making me smile.
When I'm hungry, I drink
When I'm thirsty, I eat
Are you telling me this is incorrect?
For the record, I didn't try to remember the 5 NFL teams, I succeeded (I'm sure several others did).
Eagles (obviously the best of the bunch), Seahawks, Ravens, Falcons, Cardinals.
I didn't even try on the NFL mumbo jumbo. The moment anyone mentions professional sports, my brain shuts down and I begin to dream of pretty shoes.
Ahhhh. Pretty shoes. ...zzzzzzzzzzzz
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