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Monday, June 19, 2006

Time For Excitement

So, I know that a few of you, esepecially those of you who aren't in DC, are still wondering what the excitement was. Well it was that my friend Jo came in for the weekend! Why is this surprising or exciting? Well, Jo is not usually here. In fact she has not been in the country in over two months. She's in the midst of a deployment to Afghanistan. She will be back for good next April. She just came in for some meetings. That's right she flew for 43 hours just to see me or something like that. Oh wait no that's silly. She actually flew 43 hours to go see Nacho Libre. Which was pretty funny if you are wondering. It's not as good as Napoleon Dynamite but still pretty funny. So, that's why Jo came in. No no that's not right either. Oh yeah she actually flew 43 hours to be the National Gum Chewing Champion. What? Explination will come if you attend NCCs variety show. Anyway, that's why Jo came in. To maintain her Gum Chewing title. Okay I'm glad we straightened that out. And just in case any of you are wondering she's gone now. Back to work she went. See you later Jo.

5 comments:

blake said...

First, wasn't this info classified? Do you have to go to jail now?

Second, who actually won the contest? I had to leave early.

Details, details.

Chandster said...

No. It's okay now that's she's gone.

Mike won. Though Jo was close. It was very close. But Ellen called it and it was Mike who took it all.

jo portnoy said...

Mike always wins. I think he paid off Ellen.

(It's only a secret until it is over.)

Chandster said...

Jo's in Afghanistan.
But don't tell. It's a secret until it's over. Wow this one might be hard to keep.

mmm... said...

I did give her a T-shirt...