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Thursday, April 27, 2006

WELL

JUST IN CASE ANYONE IS CHECKING...I'M NOT SICK ANY MORE. I'M STILL BLOWING MY NOSE BUT THAT'S IT. ALL BETTER OTHER THAN THAT. I DON'T KNOW WHY I WROTE THIS IN ALL CAPS. I THINK IT'S CAUSE THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AND SO I JUST WENT WITH IT. ALSO IT WAS HARD TO NOT HIT SHIFT AT THE BEGINNING OF SENTENCES AND FOR I. I DID IT A FEW TIMES AND HAD TO GO BACK SO IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE i. I LIKE CAPS LOCK. I FORGET TO USE IT THOUGH. USUALLY IF I'M GONNA MAKE A WHOLE WORD IN CAPITAL LETTERS I JUST HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY. I MEAN IT'S USUALLY JUST LIKE 4 OR FIVE LETTERS ANYWAY. CAPS LOCK SEEMS LIKE A WASTE. ALSO I DON'T KNOW WHY I TYPED 4 AND THEN WROTE OUT FIVE. I DO THAT A LOT I NOTICED WHEN WRITING TWO NUMBERS. THERE'S NO REASON THAT I'M AWARE OF. STRANGE. IT IS, HOWEVER, MORE PROPER TO ACTUALLY WIRTE IT OUT THAN JUST TO TYPE THE NUMBER. LIKE IF THIS WERE SOME IMPORTANT DOCUMENT THAT THE PRESIDENT OR SOMEONE WAS GOING TO LOOK AT. I PROBABLY WOULD ALSO NOT HAVE WRITTEN GONNA EARLIER OR WRITTEN THE WHOLE THING IN CAPS IF THE PRESIDENT WAS GOING TO READ IT THOUGH. OH WELL.

3 comments:

jo portnoy said...

The president called, he said, please don't yell at him through YOUR WRITING. I held down the shift for that.

mmm... said...

Hello Chandler, it is I, the President. I just read your blog entry, and I am most upset about the improper use of CAPITAL LETTERS. It was for people like you that I, the President, started the NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND initiative. Therefore, go back to 6th grade, where you were obviously left behind. Also, vote Republican. Thank you.

G-Dub

Chandster said...

DEAR JO AND monty, montarra, jesus, the president whatever...thanks so much for all the advice. You guys really do care. I love you too. Yay republicans.