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Monday, April 17, 2006

Snakes on a Plane

Sometime this year, there will be a movie, starring Samuel L. Jackson, called SNAKES ON A PLANE. Here is the IMDb entry. Here are some production stills. Here is a brief interview with Samuel L. Jackson:
Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is... well, it’s called "Pacific Air 121"—
Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!
Beaks: Exactly.
Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.
Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!
Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.
And there's not even a tv trailer out yet, but there are already [two] [t-shirts] people made, the second care of this comic.
This is gonna be the movie with the most snakes on a plane, ever!
Also, some people are already trying to turn it into a slang term. Snakes on a plane!

The only movie that might be better than Snakes on a Plane? UNICEF's movie depicting the aerial bombardment of Smurf Village. What?!!
It opens with the Smurfs dancing, hand-in-hand, around a campfire and singing the Smurf song. Bluebirds flutter past and rabbits gambol around their familiar village of mushroom- shaped houses until, without warning, bombs begin to rain from the sky.
Tiny Smurfs scatter and run in vain from the whistling bombs, before being felled by blast waves and fiery explosions. The final scene shows a scorched and tattered Baby Smurf sobbing inconsolably, surrounded by prone Smurfs.
"We wanted something that was real war - Smurfs losing arms, or a Smurf losing a head -but they said no."

5 comments:

jo portnoy said...

I don't get it. is this for real??

mmm... said...

There's Snakes on the Plane! The title explains all you need to know. I'm super excited about the movie. Let's go see it Chandy.

Chandster said...

YES everything in this email is for real. Isn't that awesome?! You love it. You can take a hot afghan guy and go see it. just not on thursdays...get it?

jo portnoy said...

HAHA! when I lock my computer it says "only AFGANcharron can unlock"

heart forever,
Afghan Charron.

mmm... said...

Get Better.