When living in Philidelphia or anywhere for that matter, one should try very hard to avoid be continuously connected to police. For example one should try hard not to have the police called because one has been locked out. Also one should try hard not to wreck cars which in turn is another encounter with the police and so on.
2. When advertising dogs in wishes that they would be thought of as cute and fun and hopes that people would be eager to be around them, one should not refer to the pups as "poop monsters" no matter what you call your sister. But then after seeing these adorable dogs one should not advertising the eating of the poop by the pup. This is unappealing.
3. When throwing a dance party in ones basement, please try hard to make sure that the temperature in that area is not a 120 degrees, otherwise your guest will in fact bake. But do take the advice from the picture here: dancing in a line and or cirlce in a small space is the most perferable and coolest. 
4. When holding a small child and or baby one should try and remember that they need support (note the picture on the right). Swinging baby around in circles and/or holding baby by the leg are typically not perferable holding positions.
5. Typically when trying to place something up high, it is a good idea to use a latter of some sort. However, if one is not availible, other people can be suitable and can accomplish the task at hand.
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In that case, I need you to come over so I can climb up on your shoulders to put the cups on the top shelf.
courts, I hope you're not for real. You know I have nothing but love for you. and what two? the police is the only one i'm aware of. the dancing one was for real. it is good to dance in a line and or circle.
That is true Courtney...I wish I could dance as well as you. Next time that you come out here we need to go salsa dancing....try not to make me look bad though!! OK? :)
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